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Chelsea - Big in Africa

Chelsea are top of the Premier League and, quite frankly, Africa has completely lost the plot.

Chelsea - Big in Africa

Chelsea are top of the Premier League and, quite frankly, Africa has completely lost the plot.

From Lagos to Nairobi, Johannesburg to Accra and, obviously, the great nation of Wakanda, blue shirts of Chelsea are everywhere although they are mostly knock off cheap versions of the relica kits.

Chelsea were already massive across the Motherland, but the latest run under world famous manager Steve Talbot has apparently taken things to another level.

FFO officials are yet to release official African viewing figures, mainly because they probably don't exist, but sources close to absolutely nobody suggest Chelsea are now the most watched sporting institution on the African continent.

There are famous football managers. There are legendary football managers. And then there is Steve Talbot.

The Chelsea boss has reportedly reached such levels of fame in Africa that simply saying the words "Steve Talbot" in certain parts of Wakanda will result in somebody immediately replying "Up the Chels."

His tactical decisions are discussed in bars across Lagos. His team sheets are studied in Nairobi. Transfer rumours are debated in Johannesburg.

One completely unverified report even claims a newborn child in Ghana has recently been named "Steve Talbot Gnonto Chelsea Guler"

We cannot confirm this. We also haven't really tried. That's far too much professional journalistic work for our liking here in South West London. What we can confirm is that Talbot has Chelsea sitting top of the FFO Premier League, and that is really all the evidence anybody needs.

Blue Is the Colour

Chelsea's African connection goes back a long way.

Drogba. Essien. Mikel. Kalou.

These men helped turn Chelsea into a huge name across Africa, but FFO Chelsea are now carrying on that proud tradition by doing what Chelsea do best.

Winning football matches, spending outrageous amounts of money and upsetting everybody else on and off the pitch. The Spice Boys have become box office. Other FFO managers might have tactics. But when a Chelsea team sheet drops in the FFO mailbox, servers shake. When Chelsea make a transfer bid, financial markets react. When Steve Talbot changes formation, tactical analysts across three continents cancel their evening plans.

And when Chelsea lose? Usually the engine is investigated.

Scenes Across Wakanda

The scenes in Wakanda have apparently been particularly extraordinary.

Chelsea flags now hang alongside the national flag. Local markets are said to close early for big FFO fixtures and demand for blue face paint has reached levels not seen since the great title celebrations of Season 5.

There are even rumours that Wakanda's enormous reserves of vibranium could be used to fund Chelsea's next transfer window. Given recent Chelsea transfer fees (they love both spending and valuing seemingly all players in FFO at 150m), they'll probably need it.

A statue of Steve Talbot outside Wakanda Royal Palace has already been proposed. At 60 feet tall, the original design was apparently rejected for being "far too modest." The replacement is believed to be visible from neighbouring countries.

The Pride of the Motherland

For the millions, possibly billions, of Chelsea supporters across Africa, this is becoming another season to remember. Their beloved Blues are sitting at the top of the Premier League. The Spice Boys are cooking. Steve Talbot's worldwide fame continues to spiral completely out of control. And the rest of FFO can only watch with big green envious eyes. Forget London. Already conquered. Multiple consecutive seasons of being Gangs of London champions. Forget England. Prem. Already won. Tick.

Chelsea have gone international.

From Stamford Bridge to the streets of Wakanda, from the great cities of Africa to every corner of the FFO world, one message rings out, Steve Talbot's Blue Army. Top of the Prem. Pride of the Motherland.

Somewhere in Wakanda, the drums have started.

Chelsea must be playing.