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As expected Red Bull Salzburg completed an stadium update the week. Red Bull Arena has been expanded to from 35,000 to 45,000 for the upcoming season. Club officials were pleased with attendance for the last few seasons and were ready to increase the seat count. “We expect the will be the first of several increases during the next 6 seasons” said vice chairman Count Chocula. “Every new seat gives us a chance to count 15 Euros, ah, ah ah”.
The ribbon cutting for the new expansion was held last Thursday. Keeper Noah Atubolu and Forward Sekou Koita, cut the ribbons with asssistance from club Manager Dave Thacker and the mayor of Salzburg. Club academy members escorted local youth club players on a stadium tour, and the everyone enjoyed a slice of cake and plenty of Red Bull.
Club officials are look towards the additional revenue as the work to move the club from oblivion to relevance. Reportedly there was a heated discussion in the board room on whether the seats were prevented bringing more talent through transfer. Local supporters are mixed. Lili Von Stumpf, a legendary member of the supporters community, was not impressed. Through a translator, she eloquently voiced her disapproval. “More seats, and for what?, This club need an rebuilt attack, not some more seats that be sitting idle!” Supporter Franz Jagerstatter felt differently. “We need to build up the foundations for our club, and not look for one transfer to save us. Besides, if they make more money on the tickets, they want have to raise the cost of the the Schnitzelburgers and Kasakrainers!”
The club announced that a special commemorative can has been created for Red Bull that is served during the first match of this season. Originally Manager Dave Thacker was going to immortalized in aluminum, but the graphics designer felt that he looked silly with wings.
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The ribbon cutting for the new expansion was held last Thursday. Keeper Noah Atubolu and Forward Sekou Koita, cut the ribbons with asssistance from club Manager Dave Thacker and the mayor of Salzburg. Club academy members escorted local youth club players on a stadium tour, and the everyone enjoyed a slice of cake and plenty of Red Bull.
Club officials are look towards the additional revenue as the work to move the club from oblivion to relevance. Reportedly there was a heated discussion in the board room on whether the seats were prevented bringing more talent through transfer. Local supporters are mixed. Lili Von Stumpf, a legendary member of the supporters community, was not impressed. Through a translator, she eloquently voiced her disapproval. “More seats, and for what?, This club need an rebuilt attack, not some more seats that be sitting idle!” Supporter Franz Jagerstatter felt differently. “We need to build up the foundations for our club, and not look for one transfer to save us. Besides, if they make more money on the tickets, they want have to raise the cost of the the Schnitzelburgers and Kasakrainers!”
The club announced that a special commemorative can has been created for Red Bull that is served during the first match of this season. Originally Manager Dave Thacker was going to immortalized in aluminum, but the graphics designer felt that he looked silly with wings.
Word:312
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