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The fans have gathered around the San Siro as rumours have it a new manager will be unveiled.
We catch up with some of the locals to see who their preference would be:
Local 1: “I heard that Andy Banks was looking for a new club following his Cup win at Juventus, I’d love to have him here, just love it.”
Local 2: “Did someone say Gary Wilson was available? Why would we want him, terrible track record and making inter worse season on season, I would rather have Hamza than that kilt wearer.”
Local Italian Mafia Boss: “my monies on Antony, he strikes me as the type we would like, from that country founded by criminals, he would fit right in.”
Announcer: “We would like to reveal, that the new manager for AC Milan is……. JASON HOPTON”
Local 1: “who the hell is that? Leverkusen manager? Why would we want him, what a downgrade. Couldn’t we have some random newbie. Jesus, what a disappointment.”
The AC Milan fans all trudge home, disappointed at the prospect of having a manager who has yet to win a trophy. Dreams of returning to prior glory absolutely shattered.
Shirts tossed to the side.
Posters of hamza ripped in half.
A shrine to AB up in smoke.
And a statue of Gary Wilson with Ed’s head rammed up his arse while Steve gives him a handy, tipped to the side.
Not the ideal start to his AC Milan career.
We catch up with some of the locals to see who their preference would be:
Local 1: “I heard that Andy Banks was looking for a new club following his Cup win at Juventus, I’d love to have him here, just love it.”
Local 2: “Did someone say Gary Wilson was available? Why would we want him, terrible track record and making inter worse season on season, I would rather have Hamza than that kilt wearer.”
Local Italian Mafia Boss: “my monies on Antony, he strikes me as the type we would like, from that country founded by criminals, he would fit right in.”
Announcer: “We would like to reveal, that the new manager for AC Milan is……. JASON HOPTON”
Local 1: “who the hell is that? Leverkusen manager? Why would we want him, what a downgrade. Couldn’t we have some random newbie. Jesus, what a disappointment.”
The AC Milan fans all trudge home, disappointed at the prospect of having a manager who has yet to win a trophy. Dreams of returning to prior glory absolutely shattered.
Shirts tossed to the side.
Posters of hamza ripped in half.
A shrine to AB up in smoke.
And a statue of Gary Wilson with Ed’s head rammed up his arse while Steve gives him a handy, tipped to the side.
Not the ideal start to his AC Milan career.
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