Eagle Eye Report
A Crystal clear lookon all things Palace
Welcome to Eagle Eye Report - your outstanding media outlet for all things Crystal Palace. It's been a tumultuous week at Selhurst Park, with the resignation of highly esteemed manager Lee Clark rocking the Eagles fans on the eve of the new FFO season. As a traditionally bottom half of the table yet safe from relegation team, Palace knew they couldn't start the seasons on randoms, affording potential ground to those wishing to condemn them to the second tier on their way to their own safety, so they sent one man on a mission (the following may have been dramatized for effect).
A Crystal clear lookon all things Palace
Welcome to Eagle Eye Report - your outstanding media outlet for all things Crystal Palace. It's been a tumultuous week at Selhurst Park, with the resignation of highly esteemed manager Lee Clark rocking the Eagles fans on the eve of the new FFO season. As a traditionally bottom half of the table yet safe from relegation team, Palace knew they couldn't start the seasons on randoms, affording potential ground to those wishing to condemn them to the second tier on their way to their own safety, so they sent one man on a mission (the following may have been dramatized for effect).
A chill ran through the crisp Devon air. Jon Banks paced down the street, checking house numbers as he went, his breath sending clouds of condensation into the cold night air. Finally, he stopped and approached a door, knocking three times.
There was silence, then a muttered expletive from the other side of the door. Jon could hear numerous locks and latches clicking, and then opened on a chain.
'Ey up lad.'
'What are you doing here Banks? Do you know what time it is?'
'Aye but not important. There's a job. We need you.'
'I've told you this before, I haven't got the time what with the family, work, I'm writing on the front page for Dugout-Online too now-
'It's not just any job lad. You think I'd come all this way for t'Brighton post or something?'
'You mean... Palace?'
'Aye. Lee Clark resigned today. Season starts tomorrow. What do you say?'
The door clicked shut, and Jon heard the figure on the other side of the door thump up the stairs. Less than sixty seconds later, the former Bristol Rovers, Spartak Moscow caretaker and Stoke City manager Rob Brunton appeared in the doorway, clutching a vinyl copy of the Dave Clark Five's 1964 record Glad All Over in one hand and a framed signed photo of Steve Coppell in the other.
'Is that all your taking?' Jon asked with an eyebrow raised.
'It's all I need,' replied Rob, 'now let's get to SE25.'
Rob Brunton named new Crystal Palace manager
In a hastily arranged news conference, it was confirmed that Rob Brunton, the former Bristol Rovers and Stoke City manager had agreed a two season deal to take over at his boyhood club Crystal Palace on the eve of Season 5 of FFO. Brunton's last management post came in 2016, and reaction to his appointment has been mixed among supporters who are happy with his track record yet understandably concerned given how long he has been out of FFO management. Palace owner Peve Starish had the following to say on the managerial changes at the club:
'Firstly we just wanted to put our thanks on record to Lee Clark for his efforts while he was manager at the club. Continuing our status as a Premier League club is of the utmost importance to the owners and the fanbase, and we are pleased he managed this and will always be welcome back to the club. I've always thought it important to have Crystal Palace in your heart when playing or managing this team, and although Rob isn't a face we've seen in management for a long time, I'm confident he has the hunger, desire and talent to firstly consolidate Lee's work but also to try and build us towards better things in the future.'
Brunton himself also gave a few quotes to the press conference:
'Well first of all I'd be lying to you all if I said this was something I had any thought was coming even in the last few days. I've had some hugely fond memories of managing in FFO which I thought were consigned to the history books, but I've been convinced by Peve and Jon Banks to come and have another crack at things. I am honoured with the welcome I have received from those who remain here from when I first joined, and note the highly complimentary comments given by Tim Brown in his Premiership predictions post (congratulations on the double title success by the way Tim!). There is a little bit of pressure on me to deliver I think on the back of that, but I'm under no illusions that this a process that's going to take time and patience. We've essentially missed the whole pre-season, I have little to no idea on the economy, the new features, and I only have 21 players when I need 23. My aim is of course to win football matches and remain in the division, but I implore the fans for patience to begin with whilst we assess what we have and what we need.'
A trip to Elland Road to meet Tim Davey's Leeds United is up first for Brunton and his players, and the new boss may have been hoping for a slightly easier fixture to break in his new management career given The Whites 7th place finish in Season 4. The match report for this game and some prospective new signings to make up the 23 will follow in another article.
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