People of Paris: the official zine

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Club Sources confirm truth in Mbappe Rumour

News has broken in Italy of Fiorentina's interest in french star Kylian Mbappe. A club source confirmed that there has been contact from the Italian club, and an offer had been made. Whilst the content of the offer didnt initially interest the parisians, it did enable them to table an improved offer to Arsenal for the rising star, Ansu Fati. the source added "there are a lot of ducks to get in a row, but if we can sort a deal that works for all three parties, then FFOs fourth highest rated forward could be leaving the club after a fantastic 1st season". The club has a meeting scheduled with the Arsenal board later today.

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Ansu_Fati deal "F&cking Stinks"

“that looks well suspect”

“suspect as fuck that is”

“what a bollocks deal that is”

“Don’t worry I am sure you will get the £20m back in some sort of deal when your well under the £300m cap”

“Only cos that deal fucking stinks”

All comments from the mouth from the south, Millwall manager, Gary Winderbank in response to hearing about the latest deal between the rival managers from PSG and Chelsea.

The deal in question was Ansu_Fati plus £20m for J_Doku. It is unclear whether or not the Millwall manager was suggesting anything underhand hand had occurred, but both managers involved in the deal laughed it off as “in character banter” after witnessing the academy-obsessed Londoner recently manage to fleece Sparta Prague in a crazy 3 v 3 in a deal with RB Leipzig!

Ansu_Fati 23 esp 1 4 20 24 22 1 313 210 204
J_Doku 23 bel 1 3 20 24 25 1 957 630 391

The French club would appear to be paying £20m for 181 shooting abs and 420 passing abs. Is the deal as bad as FFOs Finance guru would have us believe?

Previous offers had been made for the 2 players in question by proven cheater, Andrew Banks, whilst at Juventus who made the following offers before he disappeared under a cloud….

S_Gimenez 25 mex 1 4 19 23 28 1 666 594 470 plus £80m for Ansu_fati
S_Gimenez 25 mex 1 4 19 23 28 1 666 594 470 plus £110m for Doku

Straight away, we have a price differential of £30m on the 2 players, set by the ex- Juventus manager.

If we break it down, on Ansu_fati he was offering £80m for 734 shooting abs and 616 passing abs. So for £20m he was basically getting 210 shooting abs and 176 passing abs.

On Doku, he was offering £110m for 915 shooting abs and 1036 passing abs, which per £20m equates to 166 shooting abs and 188 passing abs.

Lets look at that again

Juventus were offering £20m for each 210 shooting abs and each 176 passing abs when offering for Ansu_Fati
Juventus were offering £20m for each 166 shooting abs and each 188 passing abs when offering for J_Doku
PSG are paying £20m for 181 shooting abs and 420 passing abs!!!

It would appear, that using the offers as a yardstick, that certain managers had no issue with, that PSG seem to be substantially underpaying!!!

It is unclear why anyone at all would have any issue with the deal, other than claiming that PSG have managed to broker a fantastic deal.

Tune in next time for the PSG managers thoughts on the deal.