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Cut The Crap
with Jerry Smith
Jerry Smith - "Tonight on Cut The Crap we will be taking a deep dive into who the fan favorites are to become EFL 1 champions as we interview some of FFO's top managers.
can we please put our hands together for our first guest on tonight's show we all know him we all love him it's Neilio@fiorentina
Hello Neil and welcome for your first time on cut the crap, now let's cut the crap and get right to it, what is your prediction for the EFL top 3?
Neilio@fiorentina - "hello Jerry, it a pleasure to be invited on. here is my prediction:"
1. Juventus (AB)
2. Real Madrid (Ian)
3. inter Milan (John Boy)
"Juventus will bribe and cheat their way to the top! Real Madrid a very close second which is ultimately not bad for the new boss . Inter also with a new boss who i believe will do well enough for 3rd i think. PSG seeming to have thrown the towel in already."
Jerry Smith - "interesting what you have had to say about Andy at Juventus there. what is your take on Juventus and there rise to the top then, is it deserved?"
Neilio@fiorentina - "I think they, like PSG, have benifited from over generous youth ABS. Andy bought some good youth players but i just feel like there was some shady transfer practice going on there really."
Jerry Smith - "do you believe the FFO officials should have come down harder on Andy's shady transfer doings?"
Neilio@fiorentina - "Yes i think so and ill tell you what i'm not the only one who thinks so"
Jerry Smith - "well that is certainly food for thought there. Andy Banks balls deep in some dodgy transfer deals predicted to finish in the top spot!"
"Well thanks for coming on Neil we really appreciate your time. next up we have a very prestigious manager who has been tearing it up in the prem for as long as i can remember. please can we give a warm welcome to none other than Steve@ManUtd!"
*the crowd erupt with cheers and whoops*
"Welcome to the show Steve how are you doing?"
Steve@ManUtd - "Hello Jerry, I'm very excited to be on cut the crap been dieing to come on since i saw the show start up!"
Jerry Smith - "it's our pleasure to have you on. Now let's cut the crap and get right to it what's your predictions for the EFL top 3?"
Steve@ManUtd - "Well I've thought long and hard about this one but here is my prediction:
1. Juventus
2. Real Madrid
3. PSG
Juventus have the points which is already the first big key. However, more of their players are past the 1 game ban than Real. Should the yellows rack up then that could be the wildcard which could go in favor or the Spaniards should some players start missing 2 games at a time. Real do have more quality in depth, even if only just, that extra stat or two is invaluable to them at this stage. Looking at the fixtures I think the Italian club have the preferred run in, but only slightly, the clubs follow a similar fixture rotation pattern but the game with PSG, who haven't had a good season by their expectations, could have a massive say in the title. You can't really rule out anyone other than the French team for 3rd, given most had them down for the title and some may even believe this is FFO and a change in fortunes may just shake the top of the table, unless they have eyes on making sure they're fully fit for the two cups in their circumstances.
Jerry Smith - "A top answer from a top manager! now just one more question, i'm sure you heard Neil's thoughts on manger Andy Banks and his dodgy transfer doings have you got an opinion on this or even anything to add that perhaps Neil didn't mention for us?"
Steve@ManUtd - " No comment"
Jerry Smith - "wow, A very well media trained manager right there. that's all for now Steve but thank you very much for coming on the show tonight and hopefully we will see you make another appearance soon!"
*more whoops and cheers as die hard united fans say good bye to there life long hero*
Jerry Smith - "Next up we have a manager has the points to chase for third himself! it's Marshy@Atletico!"
*Marshy comes moonwalking in from side of stage dancing to 'I'm walking on sunshine'*
Jerry Smith - "I mean wow what an enterance! He's ready to dance but is he ready to cut the crap you know the question Marshy now lets hear your answer!"
Marshy@Atletico - " I'm afraid i wont be giving the top spot to Andy here my guess is this:
1. Real Madrid
2. Juventus
3. PSG
Statistics show Real Madrid create the most chances. Their performances this season absolutely dwarf Juventus who have ridden their luck with excellent goalkeeping and clinical shooting. PSG are the best team in the league and should easily finish third.
Jerry Smith - "well like you say on paper I'm sure we all would have picked PSG to finish top at the start of the season with the best team. what do you think it is that has stopped PSG from challenging for that top spot?"
Marshy@Atletico - "their manager perhaps felt the league was going to be too easy this season. He may have the best tools but sometimes you maybe need to trust your feelings rather than the spreadsheets. Ed has been caught in too many squabbles that perhaps have fired him into wanting to beat certain opposition but he’s gone all guns blazing and left his back door wide open."
Jerry Smith - "I think it's safe to say we didn't think Ed would be fighting for 3rd place at the start of the season. Thanks for your time Marshy and we hope to see you and your dancing feet soon.
and on that note i think It's time for our next manager can we hear it from all the London blues in the house for our 2nd Steve on the show tonight
It's Steve@chelsea!!!!
*Steve runs along the front of the crowd as he encourages a huge Mexican wave*
"How are you Steve what a pleasure to have you on the show might i say!"
Steve@Chelsea - "I am very well Jerry now if you will allow me ... Iiiiiits time to cut the crap! here is my top three
Jerry Smith - "damn he's doing my job for me here I might just go back stage and have a cup of tea and let Steve take it away!
*the crowd laughs*
Steve@Chelsea - "here it is
1. "I'm not the favorite" (Juv)
2.Real Madrid
3. PSG
Jerry Smith - "And what makes you say that Steve?"
Steve@Chelsea - "RMA still have to play PSG, while JUV just beat them. They also have away trips to rivals JUV. Could be very close, but round 30 could be key as JUV play RMA. I think the experience of Andy Banks will triumph over the inexperienced Ian Greaves. PSG should have enough to rise up into 3rd with some form."
Jerry Smith - "Do you think PSG should be happy with a third place finish?"
Steve@Chelsea - "No, they should be winning the league. They are the best team in the game, including the Prem. As demonstrated by their Champions League exploits of recent seasons. They've had a poor league campaign by their standards but are still a dangerous team and I'm sure they will be back on top next season."
Jerry Smith - "Do you think Ed's performance at PSG deserves the sack or should he be given more time to prove himslef at PSG?"
Steve@Chelsesa - " I don't think so. PSG could still win a cup double this season with the EFL Cup and Champions League. So that could save Ed's season and his bacon."
Jerry Smith - "very interesting there from Steve now its only fitting that next on the show we bring out the man himself IT'S ED@PSG
*ED walks out with a terror in his eye knowing the fans arent happy with him*
Jerry Smith - "welcome Ed are you ready to give us your top 3?"
Ed@PSG - "Ready as i'll ever be.
here we go
1.Juventus
2.Real Madrid
3.PSG
Ever considerate Ian, always likes to come second
Jerry Smith - "Andy at the top a very popular opinion but makes you think so?"
Ed@PSG - "4 points clear with 10 to play. AB won lots of titles in the past. Ian has never won anything. pressure will probably get to him."
Jerry Smith - "And is there anyway we could be seeing a late climb from PSG for that top spot?"
Ed@PSG - "no chance at all. out of 10 games so far this season against teams in the top 8, PSG have only 1 win (Bayern Munich). Inter and Juventus already done the double, and RM probably will do so when we play
just "one of those seasons". suspensions and bad luck have crippled us"
Jerry Smith - "thanks Ed hopefully we can delve into what really went wrong this season on another episode of cut the crap
now our final guest he's the favorite although he's to humble to ever admit it
THE MAN
THE MITH
THE BANKSY LEGEND
please put it together the master mind himself
the transfer loop hole finder
but ultimately as it stands our current champion of EFL 1
IT'S ANDY BANKS!!!!!!!
*the crowd get to there feet and go wild as Andy gets carried into the auditorium on a thrown carried by four topless body builders and a dance group following behind them*
Jerry Smith - "well that's the annual budget down the drain, thanks Andy"
*a shimmer of laughter fills the room*
AB@JUVENTUS - "right lets make this quick I'm a busy man"
1.Real Madrid
2.Inter Milan
3.AC Milan
Jerry Smith - "well that is an unexpected top three no PSG and most shocking no Juventus? what's your thinking there?"
AB@Juventus - "Juventus are about to fall of a cliff and PSG are no good anymore, the manager has clearly lost the dressing room"
Jerry Smith - "clearly feeling very happy about your double win over PSG, do you think Juventus had a part to play in why PSG's form has been so off?"
AB@Juventus - "I'm over the moon. I hope it ruined Ed's entire weekend.
but yes, they fell off a cliff after we beat them the first time. let's see how he reacts after the second loss. maybe it's best he plays for Abs considering he's no where near the title"
Jerry Smith - "well thanks for that insight Andy, such a noble humble manager.
welllllllllllllll
I am afraid that is all we have time for tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the show
and as always I've been Jerry Smith and this is cut the crap!"
with Jerry Smith
Jerry Smith - "Tonight on Cut The Crap we will be taking a deep dive into who the fan favorites are to become EFL 1 champions as we interview some of FFO's top managers.
can we please put our hands together for our first guest on tonight's show we all know him we all love him it's Neilio@fiorentina
Hello Neil and welcome for your first time on cut the crap, now let's cut the crap and get right to it, what is your prediction for the EFL top 3?
Neilio@fiorentina - "hello Jerry, it a pleasure to be invited on. here is my prediction:"
1. Juventus (AB)
2. Real Madrid (Ian)
3. inter Milan (John Boy)
"Juventus will bribe and cheat their way to the top! Real Madrid a very close second which is ultimately not bad for the new boss . Inter also with a new boss who i believe will do well enough for 3rd i think. PSG seeming to have thrown the towel in already."
Jerry Smith - "interesting what you have had to say about Andy at Juventus there. what is your take on Juventus and there rise to the top then, is it deserved?"
Neilio@fiorentina - "I think they, like PSG, have benifited from over generous youth ABS. Andy bought some good youth players but i just feel like there was some shady transfer practice going on there really."
Jerry Smith - "do you believe the FFO officials should have come down harder on Andy's shady transfer doings?"
Neilio@fiorentina - "Yes i think so and ill tell you what i'm not the only one who thinks so"
Jerry Smith - "well that is certainly food for thought there. Andy Banks balls deep in some dodgy transfer deals predicted to finish in the top spot!"
"Well thanks for coming on Neil we really appreciate your time. next up we have a very prestigious manager who has been tearing it up in the prem for as long as i can remember. please can we give a warm welcome to none other than Steve@ManUtd!"
*the crowd erupt with cheers and whoops*
"Welcome to the show Steve how are you doing?"
Steve@ManUtd - "Hello Jerry, I'm very excited to be on cut the crap been dieing to come on since i saw the show start up!"
Jerry Smith - "it's our pleasure to have you on. Now let's cut the crap and get right to it what's your predictions for the EFL top 3?"
Steve@ManUtd - "Well I've thought long and hard about this one but here is my prediction:
1. Juventus
2. Real Madrid
3. PSG
Juventus have the points which is already the first big key. However, more of their players are past the 1 game ban than Real. Should the yellows rack up then that could be the wildcard which could go in favor or the Spaniards should some players start missing 2 games at a time. Real do have more quality in depth, even if only just, that extra stat or two is invaluable to them at this stage. Looking at the fixtures I think the Italian club have the preferred run in, but only slightly, the clubs follow a similar fixture rotation pattern but the game with PSG, who haven't had a good season by their expectations, could have a massive say in the title. You can't really rule out anyone other than the French team for 3rd, given most had them down for the title and some may even believe this is FFO and a change in fortunes may just shake the top of the table, unless they have eyes on making sure they're fully fit for the two cups in their circumstances.
Jerry Smith - "A top answer from a top manager! now just one more question, i'm sure you heard Neil's thoughts on manger Andy Banks and his dodgy transfer doings have you got an opinion on this or even anything to add that perhaps Neil didn't mention for us?"
Steve@ManUtd - " No comment"
Jerry Smith - "wow, A very well media trained manager right there. that's all for now Steve but thank you very much for coming on the show tonight and hopefully we will see you make another appearance soon!"
*more whoops and cheers as die hard united fans say good bye to there life long hero*
Jerry Smith - "Next up we have a manager has the points to chase for third himself! it's Marshy@Atletico!"
*Marshy comes moonwalking in from side of stage dancing to 'I'm walking on sunshine'*
Jerry Smith - "I mean wow what an enterance! He's ready to dance but is he ready to cut the crap you know the question Marshy now lets hear your answer!"
Marshy@Atletico - " I'm afraid i wont be giving the top spot to Andy here my guess is this:
1. Real Madrid
2. Juventus
3. PSG
Statistics show Real Madrid create the most chances. Their performances this season absolutely dwarf Juventus who have ridden their luck with excellent goalkeeping and clinical shooting. PSG are the best team in the league and should easily finish third.
Jerry Smith - "well like you say on paper I'm sure we all would have picked PSG to finish top at the start of the season with the best team. what do you think it is that has stopped PSG from challenging for that top spot?"
Marshy@Atletico - "their manager perhaps felt the league was going to be too easy this season. He may have the best tools but sometimes you maybe need to trust your feelings rather than the spreadsheets. Ed has been caught in too many squabbles that perhaps have fired him into wanting to beat certain opposition but he’s gone all guns blazing and left his back door wide open."
Jerry Smith - "I think it's safe to say we didn't think Ed would be fighting for 3rd place at the start of the season. Thanks for your time Marshy and we hope to see you and your dancing feet soon.
and on that note i think It's time for our next manager can we hear it from all the London blues in the house for our 2nd Steve on the show tonight
It's Steve@chelsea!!!!
*Steve runs along the front of the crowd as he encourages a huge Mexican wave*
"How are you Steve what a pleasure to have you on the show might i say!"
Steve@Chelsea - "I am very well Jerry now if you will allow me ... Iiiiiits time to cut the crap! here is my top three
Jerry Smith - "damn he's doing my job for me here I might just go back stage and have a cup of tea and let Steve take it away!
*the crowd laughs*
Steve@Chelsea - "here it is
1. "I'm not the favorite" (Juv)
2.Real Madrid
3. PSG
Jerry Smith - "And what makes you say that Steve?"
Steve@Chelsea - "RMA still have to play PSG, while JUV just beat them. They also have away trips to rivals JUV. Could be very close, but round 30 could be key as JUV play RMA. I think the experience of Andy Banks will triumph over the inexperienced Ian Greaves. PSG should have enough to rise up into 3rd with some form."
Jerry Smith - "Do you think PSG should be happy with a third place finish?"
Steve@Chelsea - "No, they should be winning the league. They are the best team in the game, including the Prem. As demonstrated by their Champions League exploits of recent seasons. They've had a poor league campaign by their standards but are still a dangerous team and I'm sure they will be back on top next season."
Jerry Smith - "Do you think Ed's performance at PSG deserves the sack or should he be given more time to prove himslef at PSG?"
Steve@Chelsesa - " I don't think so. PSG could still win a cup double this season with the EFL Cup and Champions League. So that could save Ed's season and his bacon."
Jerry Smith - "very interesting there from Steve now its only fitting that next on the show we bring out the man himself IT'S ED@PSG
*ED walks out with a terror in his eye knowing the fans arent happy with him*
Jerry Smith - "welcome Ed are you ready to give us your top 3?"
Ed@PSG - "Ready as i'll ever be.
here we go
1.Juventus
2.Real Madrid
3.PSG
Ever considerate Ian, always likes to come second
Jerry Smith - "Andy at the top a very popular opinion but makes you think so?"
Ed@PSG - "4 points clear with 10 to play. AB won lots of titles in the past. Ian has never won anything. pressure will probably get to him."
Jerry Smith - "And is there anyway we could be seeing a late climb from PSG for that top spot?"
Ed@PSG - "no chance at all. out of 10 games so far this season against teams in the top 8, PSG have only 1 win (Bayern Munich). Inter and Juventus already done the double, and RM probably will do so when we play
just "one of those seasons". suspensions and bad luck have crippled us"
Jerry Smith - "thanks Ed hopefully we can delve into what really went wrong this season on another episode of cut the crap
now our final guest he's the favorite although he's to humble to ever admit it
THE MAN
THE MITH
THE BANKSY LEGEND
please put it together the master mind himself
the transfer loop hole finder
but ultimately as it stands our current champion of EFL 1
IT'S ANDY BANKS!!!!!!!
*the crowd get to there feet and go wild as Andy gets carried into the auditorium on a thrown carried by four topless body builders and a dance group following behind them*
Jerry Smith - "well that's the annual budget down the drain, thanks Andy"
*a shimmer of laughter fills the room*
AB@JUVENTUS - "right lets make this quick I'm a busy man"
1.Real Madrid
2.Inter Milan
3.AC Milan
Jerry Smith - "well that is an unexpected top three no PSG and most shocking no Juventus? what's your thinking there?"
AB@Juventus - "Juventus are about to fall of a cliff and PSG are no good anymore, the manager has clearly lost the dressing room"
Jerry Smith - "clearly feeling very happy about your double win over PSG, do you think Juventus had a part to play in why PSG's form has been so off?"
AB@Juventus - "I'm over the moon. I hope it ruined Ed's entire weekend.
but yes, they fell off a cliff after we beat them the first time. let's see how he reacts after the second loss. maybe it's best he plays for Abs considering he's no where near the title"
Jerry Smith - "well thanks for that insight Andy, such a noble humble manager.
welllllllllllllll
I am afraid that is all we have time for tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the show
and as always I've been Jerry Smith and this is cut the crap!"
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