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we apologise in advance to how long winded, boring and tedious this article is but we tried out best to imitate Juventus very own Andy Banks and with the assistance of expert analysis we have the following:
After months of Jason Hopton of AC Milan and Bob Sorley Banks of Juventus churning out poor media, they finally get the response they have craved for months. In a league brimming with characters, these two seem determined to claim the spotlight with their tiresome tirades and repetitive attacks on other teams and managers, creating an atmosphere and having various managers speak out, it got so bad Bob started to attack external platforms like the petulant child he is, kicking, screaming, and having a temper tantrum as he wasn’t allowed to continue his free reign of abuse to the world that he has been so used to.
Jason Hopton, the new boss of AC Milan, consistently unleashes a barrage of attacks that have become as predictable as his over excitement of “not getting carried away” after his Milan side scrape a 1-0 win after 1 win as the 10 game League Champions continues to blow his own trumpet and look for validation and praise each passing PMR. His favourite targets include Inter Milan and Sporting Lisbon or to be more precise Garysean Wilson and Anthony Harris (since departed the league and since returned!), among others. It's as if he believes that by repeating his tiresome rhetoric, he can magically transform his words into something baring significance, but so far, his screams into the void have been ignored by well…. everyone, which takes us onto the resident mouth Mr Bob Banks
Bob Banks, the perennial attention-seeker hailing from Juventus follows a similar tune. His attacks are a monotonous drone of boring words, lacking the creativity and originality that might catch the attention of his fellow managers and void of any humour at all. One can't help but wonder if the real competition is not on the pitch but in the battle for who can produce the most unremarkable white noise between AC Milan and Juventus this season as both are neck and neck in utter dribble.
It's worth noting that the rest of the FFO has chosen to respond to this duo's white noise with silence, deafening silence. Perhaps this lack of engagement stems from a collective understanding that, sometimes, the best way to deal with constant negativity and repetitive crap is not to respond and ignore. After all, why waste time to idiotic rants (yes we understand the irony here) with no one willing to lend them an ear it shocks me both have not realised that they could shout at each other and get a response they crave, but I suppose that would just be like arguing into a mirror as both humourless managers desperately look for validation but at least with Bob he can take it and often back it, sadly Jason can dish it out but then goes crying to daddy Jon at FFO HQ when he gets offended and teary eyed when he’s hurt in the feels or faces traumatic words, which is often but then continues to dish it out in an endless loop of never learning a lesson or experiencing Champions League Football at any club he manages.
The only reason we reply today is to get our media count up, with videos being worthless and not worth the effort required, we thought highlighting the sheer stupidity of both these managers might be a worthy spotlight and subject of debate, I’m sure they will have some poor post ready soon lacking wit or humour from the template they use of piss poor attempts at “funny” or perhaps Bob will use one of his minions to spy on the social media pages of managers which seems to be allowed by the FA to then use in “media” although that works both ways in a war we will happily dig into the trenches if required and if they want the battle I’m up for it, we are ready for war but when the battle is won I don’t want to hear crying from the usual suspects, they continue to poke the bear but the bear will maul them it’s that simple these guys have short memorys.
In a dramatic turn of events since writing this though the mouth of Milan has suddenly turned super salty often posting short excuse filled PMR and virtually no media attacking anyone anymore as he continues plummeting down the table to find his eventual rightful place of DPT cup team, a shock as only four fixtures ago this side where not getting carried away while getting fully carried away thinking he was both capable of being a good manager and mounting a title challenge but as reality sets in we suspect the blabbering imbecile will post less and less and less until he becomes just as relevant as he was at Bayern Leverkusen as each growing post becomes a more desperate attempt at staying relevant as a “top team”.
In terms of Bob, he’s continued to post the most boring media that I doubt anyone’s fully read without giving up although it turns out his uses speech to text while cycling away on his spin bike it’s no shock that the quality of the articles is as good as Ac Milan manager in the dugout.
As things Develop though it seems there is a real need for these guys amongst others all conspiring in the background including leaks from FFO FA against the “Dark Arts” a group that threaten these guys into fearful and petty attacks and then act all innocent when retaliated on, it seems though they all love a gossip in the background and breaking a rule or five.
FFO has a ruleset, none of them apply to Robert Banks particularly, personal information from Facebook used in media, breaching transfer rules with nothing happening on either front, the Teflon Condom is simply untouchable with his protection status and clear disregard for anything resembling rules, knowing fine well he gets away with it and then goes on a whispering campaign with his fellow rule breakers to change the course of history and gaslighting anyone who would disagree, the most precious and protected species on the planet who has a protection detail that outdoes Joe Biden was part of a plot hatched by the three stooges this week to destroy not one rule but five in total which seen an emergency FFO FA meeting close down the deal before it brought the game into total chaos but instead of understand the loopholes opening up because of one questionable deal all three managers at Celtic, Juventus and Barcelona went on the attack, deflecting the blame onto others while whispering pish in the shadow’s with mud being tossed everywhere of such accusations of “if my auntie had balls she would be my uncle” and “ah but you said” not fully realising that actions speak louder than words and the only actions jeopardising the league was by these three pirates no matter how much spin and PR puff pieces tossed out in soundbites over the last week to deflect blame these guys should be fined for trying to break five rules in total and if they were unaware the correct action by the FA were taken, but if they were aware of what the deal they were making would be opening more loopholes than Sam Bradwell makes transfers then the book should be tossed at all of them.
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After months of Jason Hopton of AC Milan and Bob Sorley Banks of Juventus churning out poor media, they finally get the response they have craved for months. In a league brimming with characters, these two seem determined to claim the spotlight with their tiresome tirades and repetitive attacks on other teams and managers, creating an atmosphere and having various managers speak out, it got so bad Bob started to attack external platforms like the petulant child he is, kicking, screaming, and having a temper tantrum as he wasn’t allowed to continue his free reign of abuse to the world that he has been so used to.
Jason Hopton, the new boss of AC Milan, consistently unleashes a barrage of attacks that have become as predictable as his over excitement of “not getting carried away” after his Milan side scrape a 1-0 win after 1 win as the 10 game League Champions continues to blow his own trumpet and look for validation and praise each passing PMR. His favourite targets include Inter Milan and Sporting Lisbon or to be more precise Garysean Wilson and Anthony Harris (since departed the league and since returned!), among others. It's as if he believes that by repeating his tiresome rhetoric, he can magically transform his words into something baring significance, but so far, his screams into the void have been ignored by well…. everyone, which takes us onto the resident mouth Mr Bob Banks
Bob Banks, the perennial attention-seeker hailing from Juventus follows a similar tune. His attacks are a monotonous drone of boring words, lacking the creativity and originality that might catch the attention of his fellow managers and void of any humour at all. One can't help but wonder if the real competition is not on the pitch but in the battle for who can produce the most unremarkable white noise between AC Milan and Juventus this season as both are neck and neck in utter dribble.
It's worth noting that the rest of the FFO has chosen to respond to this duo's white noise with silence, deafening silence. Perhaps this lack of engagement stems from a collective understanding that, sometimes, the best way to deal with constant negativity and repetitive crap is not to respond and ignore. After all, why waste time to idiotic rants (yes we understand the irony here) with no one willing to lend them an ear it shocks me both have not realised that they could shout at each other and get a response they crave, but I suppose that would just be like arguing into a mirror as both humourless managers desperately look for validation but at least with Bob he can take it and often back it, sadly Jason can dish it out but then goes crying to daddy Jon at FFO HQ when he gets offended and teary eyed when he’s hurt in the feels or faces traumatic words, which is often but then continues to dish it out in an endless loop of never learning a lesson or experiencing Champions League Football at any club he manages.
The only reason we reply today is to get our media count up, with videos being worthless and not worth the effort required, we thought highlighting the sheer stupidity of both these managers might be a worthy spotlight and subject of debate, I’m sure they will have some poor post ready soon lacking wit or humour from the template they use of piss poor attempts at “funny” or perhaps Bob will use one of his minions to spy on the social media pages of managers which seems to be allowed by the FA to then use in “media” although that works both ways in a war we will happily dig into the trenches if required and if they want the battle I’m up for it, we are ready for war but when the battle is won I don’t want to hear crying from the usual suspects, they continue to poke the bear but the bear will maul them it’s that simple these guys have short memorys.
In a dramatic turn of events since writing this though the mouth of Milan has suddenly turned super salty often posting short excuse filled PMR and virtually no media attacking anyone anymore as he continues plummeting down the table to find his eventual rightful place of DPT cup team, a shock as only four fixtures ago this side where not getting carried away while getting fully carried away thinking he was both capable of being a good manager and mounting a title challenge but as reality sets in we suspect the blabbering imbecile will post less and less and less until he becomes just as relevant as he was at Bayern Leverkusen as each growing post becomes a more desperate attempt at staying relevant as a “top team”.
In terms of Bob, he’s continued to post the most boring media that I doubt anyone’s fully read without giving up although it turns out his uses speech to text while cycling away on his spin bike it’s no shock that the quality of the articles is as good as Ac Milan manager in the dugout.
As things Develop though it seems there is a real need for these guys amongst others all conspiring in the background including leaks from FFO FA against the “Dark Arts” a group that threaten these guys into fearful and petty attacks and then act all innocent when retaliated on, it seems though they all love a gossip in the background and breaking a rule or five.
FFO has a ruleset, none of them apply to Robert Banks particularly, personal information from Facebook used in media, breaching transfer rules with nothing happening on either front, the Teflon Condom is simply untouchable with his protection status and clear disregard for anything resembling rules, knowing fine well he gets away with it and then goes on a whispering campaign with his fellow rule breakers to change the course of history and gaslighting anyone who would disagree, the most precious and protected species on the planet who has a protection detail that outdoes Joe Biden was part of a plot hatched by the three stooges this week to destroy not one rule but five in total which seen an emergency FFO FA meeting close down the deal before it brought the game into total chaos but instead of understand the loopholes opening up because of one questionable deal all three managers at Celtic, Juventus and Barcelona went on the attack, deflecting the blame onto others while whispering pish in the shadow’s with mud being tossed everywhere of such accusations of “if my auntie had balls she would be my uncle” and “ah but you said” not fully realising that actions speak louder than words and the only actions jeopardising the league was by these three pirates no matter how much spin and PR puff pieces tossed out in soundbites over the last week to deflect blame these guys should be fined for trying to break five rules in total and if they were unaware the correct action by the FA were taken, but if they were aware of what the deal they were making would be opening more loopholes than Sam Bradwell makes transfers then the book should be tossed at all of them.
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