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Ole Ole Ole Ole,

Good evening and welcome to Schalke life, I’m Luther Bierhals.

Intro music :
"All the people, So many people, and they all go hand-in-hand,
Hand-in-hand through their Schalke life.

Luther Bierhals :On our first show of the years we have the new Schalke manager Mr Brennan.
Welcome to the show Mr Brennan,

Mr Brennan :Thank you and you call me Emlyn.

Luther Bierhals :Mr Brennan, you have taken over as the new manager of Schalke, with little experience in this kind of online football in many year, over 8-10year they say, there are parts of the Schalke fan base that are not too happy with your appointment. Or the fact it took you weeks to do any press conference or Q&A with the fans

Mr Brennan : There are always going to be certain parts of any fan base that are against change, It comes with the job and me and my management team just have to get on with it, I have been out of the management game for many years, Last time was around 10 years when the Green screen OFLM came to an abrupt ending, (I miss you every day haha).
I have hoped around FM ,Fifa manager modes and many other football apps on pc or android. There is experience and we just need to transfer it here.

I got a message from Ray at wolves to give this a try and we are here to give it our best try.

To the Fans "Die Knappen" I hope they enjoy the ride and try to come on board with the team’s new direction.
As for the negative Fans like the Ultras etc., as DX once said they can "Suck it"

Luther Bierhals : You have rubbed a lot of the fan up the wrong way with you Ole Ole Ole Ole as you walk around the training facility.

Mr Brennan : Classic song and I'll sing when I want, I’m Irish and we need no reason to just break into a chorus of Ole Ole Ole, I don’t even know myself why we do it or anyone for that matter, we do it for the craic, weddings, sporting occasions, concerts, shows, even funerals if the craic is 90

Luther Bierhals : What are you plans for the team, we see you have made some changes to playing staff in the off season.

Mr Brennan : I’m here to win, IM GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING. Like Ricky Bobby said : 'If you ain't first, you're last.
I see big changes for this team and great things coming "Shake and bake!"

Luther Bierhals : So more player will leave and more will come in? Will you further alienate yourself from Fan and the players themselves with this mind-set ?

Mr Brennan : What did Tyler Durden teach us, Come on think about it... "You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs."
Things have to changes so we can move forward "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."

Luther Bierhals :This is very harsh and hard words in a first interview

Mr Brennan : ah sure were only having the craic

Luther Bierhals : Have you anything to add or anything you want to say to the fans watching and listening?

Mr Brennan : We don’t know what’s going to happen let’s do our best and see where that gets us, come on the boyzzzzz

Luther Bierhals : Thank you Mr Brennan

Mr Brennan: ole ole ole ole, ole ole, ole ole ole ole, ole ole

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Nole Nole Nole Nole,

Good evening and welcome to Schalke life, I’m Luther Bierhals.

Intro music :
"All the people, So many people, and they all go hand-in-hand,
Hand-in-hand through their Schalke life.

Luther Bierhals : Good evening everyone and on tonight's show we have an angry members of the supporters club Gunter Kitzler, here to give some of his views on the new manager and the start of the new season.

Welcome Gunter, Lets get started with your views on newly appointed manager Mr Brennan?
What was your initial thoughts on the appointment and how do you feel now after he has been in charge a few weeks?

Gunter Kitzler : Well when he first came in I didn't even know who he was I thought he was the wrong man for the job, not enough experience and not the direction the club needs to go in.

Now I think he's an idiot and we are better just getting rid of him.

Luther Bierhals : Oooh tell us what you really think

Gunter Kitzler : Look, its clear all the fans where hopeing for another managers and most of the team also,
he goes around not takeing this seriusly.
Iv heard he as nearly missed team selections and made mistakes with his tactics.

Luther Bierhals : Yes I have heard those allegations myself, but results haven't been to bad at the start of the season, one win, one draw and one loss.

Gunter Kitzler : He has got lucky so far, We won one game by a doggy penalty decision. that's pure luck and nothing
to do with Mr Brennan's tactics or anything else.

Luther Bierhals : Ok I see you are still very angry at the manager and the board for this appointment but
are you not better getting behind the manager and team?

Gunter Kitzler : We are behind the team, The board have let us down here, they knew who we wanted and still
went ahead with this stupid appointment. Its not just me all the fan base are up in arms over this.

Luther Bierhals : There has been a lot of transfer dealings and the squad has changed a lot from last season.
How do you feel about the business the team has done so far?

Gunter Kitzler : I think we may have changed to mush to fast, we let go of players who were legends of this team and club
There are major question marks over some of the players incoming. but as fan we will get behind them and support
the players

Luther Bierhals : You must be happy with French international M_Dembele, a quality player that has been brought in?

Gunter Kitzler : Yes he may be the only thing Mr Brennan has done right up to now, He is high quality and me and the other fans
have been excited over this signing, I have see a lot of shirts with his name around the place over the last few week.

Luther Bierhals : Mr Brennan did ask for some patience from the fans and players as there are some big changes, Is that something
you and the fans will give him?

Gunter Kitzler : No we want him out. He could have all the time in the world and still get this wrong.
We just belive he is the wrong man for the job. OUT OUT OUT

Luther Bierhals : Gunter calm down.

Gunter Kitzler : OUT OUT OUT.

Luther Bierhals : Oh hold on we have just had a call in to the show its Mr Brennan

Gunter Kitzler : Tell him to F off.

Luther Bierhals : Good evening Mr Brennan

Mr Brennan : Hello, I had to call in to talk to this Man, there are so many crazy allegations.
Im so angry and hurt. “I’m in a glass case of emotion.”

Look Goozeeer or what ever your name is.
“I’m not quite sure how to put this, but…I’m kind of a big deal…I’m very important.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”

Hicup I have never made a mistake with tactics or missed a team selection, I may have loaded the wrong sheet once or twice because I have to many saved .txt file on my phone/pc, But I fixed it well in time for the matches.
"60 percent of the time it works every time"

Look Goozeey baby you suck, so jog on BLLLPPPPBB

Luther Bierhals : Sorry Mr Brennan but have you been drinking tonight? May not be the best time to have this
conversation.

Mr Brennan : No no no I haven't been drinking tonight, its not even night time yet hicup, I was drinking today hicup,
and Im drinking now hicup the evening time hicup, I may drink tonight hicup

People People you know I know you know, We all know you know. Good hicup

“I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”

Gunter Kitzler : You and idiot Mr Brennan get out of my club, we don't want you here

Mr Brennan : Hicup your an idiot get out of my tv hicup. F U Ginter

Gunter Kitzler : My name is Gunter you "Depp!"

Mr Brennan : "You stay classy, San Diego.”

Luther Bierhals : Mr Brennan seem to have gone

Gunter Kitzler : This is the idiot we have in change of the team, an absolute joke.

Luther Bierhals : Maybe not the best time for Mr Brennan to be calling in.
I think we will leave it there, That's all we have time for this evening,
Thanks you to Mr Brennan and to Mr Gunter Kitzler

Gunter Kitzler : Thanks for having me, I hope that idiot is gone as soon as possible.

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What's going on at Schalke, part one transfers

Good evening and welcome to Schalke life, I’m Luther Bierhals.

Intro music :
"All the people, So many people, and they all go hand-in-hand,
Hand-in-hand through their Schalke life.

Luther Bierhals : Tonight we welcome to the show some ex players and legends from Schalke's past
J Lehmann and M Ozil.

They are here to talk about the season so far and what they think the of the future going forward

So gentlemen where do we start?

J Lehmann : Thanks for having me, I would like to start with the changes to the team and the results
so far.

M Ozil : Yes there has been a lot of player changes and it hasn't really worked out this season.

Luther Bierhals : what players come to mind Ozil?

M Ozil : For me its French stricker M_Dembele from Real_Sociedad big money and hasn't set the world
on fire, I was hoping for more from him, when you come in with a big price tag you need to deliver

J Lehmann : Some times the price tag can put pressure on a player, but he has underperformed.
The whole team I think so far have underperformed.
Letting players go like D_Drexler going to Real_Sociedad looks like a mistake now

M Ozil : Yes some time to many changes affect the team and result suffer.

Luther Bierhals : Do you think M_Dembele and the new big money signing A_Cabral are just waiting to hit
a bit of good form

J Lehmann : Hopefully, they are two good young players and have the potential to be important players
going forward

Luther Bierhals : you mention D_Drexler leaving to Real_Sociedad as a bad decision by manger Mr Brennan.
what other players incoming or outgoing has made you question the management?

M Ozil : Defender K_Wallace who was allowed leave to Shakatar_Donesk was another top player. there
has been a few crazy sale and signing.
J_Koroma is a strange move, Came in from Roma then sold to Feyenoord with out playing a game?

J Lehmann : The club made a nice profit on him, So maybe that was the money men upstairs more that the
management

M Ozil : Its still the manager who make the final decision, I hope.

J Lehmann : No, I agree with you manager makes the decisions and he is the one who will pay the price
for the bad ones.
He also brought in I_Martinez old defender from Roma he should help out and is an improvement on K_Wallace

M Ozil : T_Stepanenko looked like a good buy from Shakatar_Donesk but I believe he is on his way out
after playing well in a small number of games. That seems like another strange move by Mr Brennan

Luther Bierhals : So The jury is still out on the transfer dealing of Mr Brennan so far.

J Lehmann : Yes definitely, We hope some of the new players start to show there quality and we move up the
table.

M Ozil : I think we need less squad changes and to let the team settle.
Get a formation and implement a style of play for the team, this will help the player going forward.


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BYE BYE baby, Baby goodbye

Good evening and welcome to Schalke life, I’m Luther Bierhals.

Intro music :
"All the people, So many people, and they all go hand-in-hand,
Hand-in-hand through their Schalke life.

Luther Bierhals :On our show tonight Mr Brennan on his shock move, where he left Schalke to take up the empty Manager seat at Sparta.
Welcome to the show Mr Brennan, what has happened that you mad this decision to leave Schalke?

Mr Brennan: good evening Luther, It was a very had decision for me to leave Schalke i have loved my time here, to be back in any online manager role was
a great and exciting challenge, im glad i came back and to start again managing Schalke was great fun.
After my first season i had the chance to move on and it was a challenge i wanted to test myself with.

Luther Bierhals: how will you look back at your time at Schalke?

Mr Brennan: I will look back with fond memories, it took me a while to get back in the swing of things, never missed a turn sheet but plenty of mistakes in
them turn sheets, sorry to JB for the extra work, hopefully going forward i will have less.
I definitely have the love for online games back, Ray from wolves keeps telling me to stay for a few seasons so he can get his finders fee haha.
But last season was a steep learning curve. A terrible season for Schalke only got 7 wins all season and got the rotten egg trophy as we cam very bottom.
We only got 32 points and had a goal difference of minus 24. It was not fun to continually lose week in week out.
I have to say sorry to the Schalke fan and i believe a lot of them will be happy I'm gone.


Luther Bierhals : we have some on the phone line for tonight's show, here we have a very happy member of the supporters club Gunter Kitzler,
here to give some of his views on the mr brennan and last season,
Welcome Gunter what have you got to say to Mr Brennan?

Gunter Kitzler : I just want to say thank you, for absolutely nothing, i knew this would happen.
Brennan has been a disaster from day one, he hasn't got a clue and im delight he's gone

Mr Brennan: F"%k you Gunter you thick Cu%t, I hope you stand on lego or an upside down plug in your bare feet, ya pri*k.


Luther Bierhals: well leave it there so, Mr Brennan has walked off, thanks for watching.
Hopefully see you next season when Schalke will have a new manager and hopefully we have a much better season

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