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A couple of mates who played FFO,
Said come on over Marshy, give it a go………
There was Dan the man from Winterthur
Who's distrust of the numbers caused quite a stir
At discus golf he was second to none
But in FFO he would soon be gone
There is Andy Banks boasting his tinder scores
With tales of sex with some dirty whores
When he’s not smashing fannies he’s sat on the loo
Taking pictures galore of his smelly poo
There is improving GarySean the Celtic man
Praying his Inter avoid being an also-ran
He threw in nineteen quid expecting to gain
But Hopton knew it was just cash down the drain
There is Ed or Simon the man they call Clark
In recent seasons he's at last made his mark
Victorious 9-1 and calls his keeper a bum
Wins the league by 15 and he's still really glum
There's Delboy Derek the self proclaimed TK
Enter negotiations and he will make you pay
The boys at the church kneel to their leader
Whilst signing up to be Roma’s next feeder
There's Ian from villa who’s stuck in the past
He tries really hard to type out so fast
He loves his cricket and shouts out owzat
He hates dark arts and calls Talbot a prat
There's Windy the geezer from way darn south
The rich Millwall animal with a filthy mouth
Some folk may think it is all just a front
Meet him for real and he will call you a cunt
There is Hamza the auditor from Pakistan
Who landed is dream job as a Liverpool fan
Its pass pass pass and five-three-fucking-two
Tactics to make Wilson spit out his irn-bru
Finally our JB they called him adolf
Then told him off for bringing out Rolf
But give the man credit where it is due
For putting up with the above motley crew
Article 9 - 316 words
DECEMBER TOTAL = 2226 words
Said come on over Marshy, give it a go………
There was Dan the man from Winterthur
Who's distrust of the numbers caused quite a stir
At discus golf he was second to none
But in FFO he would soon be gone
There is Andy Banks boasting his tinder scores
With tales of sex with some dirty whores
When he’s not smashing fannies he’s sat on the loo
Taking pictures galore of his smelly poo
There is improving GarySean the Celtic man
Praying his Inter avoid being an also-ran
He threw in nineteen quid expecting to gain
But Hopton knew it was just cash down the drain
There is Ed or Simon the man they call Clark
In recent seasons he's at last made his mark
Victorious 9-1 and calls his keeper a bum
Wins the league by 15 and he's still really glum
There's Delboy Derek the self proclaimed TK
Enter negotiations and he will make you pay
The boys at the church kneel to their leader
Whilst signing up to be Roma’s next feeder
There's Ian from villa who’s stuck in the past
He tries really hard to type out so fast
He loves his cricket and shouts out owzat
He hates dark arts and calls Talbot a prat
There's Windy the geezer from way darn south
The rich Millwall animal with a filthy mouth
Some folk may think it is all just a front
Meet him for real and he will call you a cunt
There is Hamza the auditor from Pakistan
Who landed is dream job as a Liverpool fan
Its pass pass pass and five-three-fucking-two
Tactics to make Wilson spit out his irn-bru
Finally our JB they called him adolf
Then told him off for bringing out Rolf
But give the man credit where it is due
For putting up with the above motley crew
Article 9 - 316 words
DECEMBER TOTAL = 2226 words