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Ed Clark looked up ruthlessly from his computer "Hmmmm I tell you who gets away with murder. That little bastard Simon Marsh at Atletico Madrird". Remembering the pre-season comments that Marsh had made about PSG needing to win the league by a clear 15 points he picked up the phone to Steve Talbot.
Steve Talbot was just about finished with his spat with Mike Bridge when the phone rang out. "Steve, what do you know about this Simon Marsh bloke?, youve known him a lot longer than me......."
Steve replied "Well I know that he reckons PSG should win the league by 15 points since I am no longer battering EFL............" Ed put the phone down........He had seen something on his magic computer.
"Got you" he shouted. Fresh on his PC was the latest wages and Atletico Madrids budget had bloated to the second highest in the EFL.
He checked his black book on the letter M.........the last entry was made giving Clark a moral victory claiming he could not see Atletico on his mobile phone league table. He began to scrawl his next plan of attack.........and then picked up his phone to dial into discord.
Ed would today tease the Atletico manager that he is once again failing. How can a team with the second highest wages in EFL be languishing in 9th place when the Premier leagues top 3 wages are 1-2-3 in the league table?............Clark cackled has be began to type...................
Marsh looked up from his cucumber sandwich "Errrrr but Ed i am still in the EFL cup........and the champions league.......theres still a long way to go..................."
Ed laughed out loud. His work was done here. PSG sit 2 points above the rest of EFL. On his wall Ed has a chalk board with 15 lines in perfect symmetry. He crossed out two musing "Wait and see what I will do when i cross these 13 other lines out............"
Steve Talbot was just about finished with his spat with Mike Bridge when the phone rang out. "Steve, what do you know about this Simon Marsh bloke?, youve known him a lot longer than me......."
Steve replied "Well I know that he reckons PSG should win the league by 15 points since I am no longer battering EFL............" Ed put the phone down........He had seen something on his magic computer.
"Got you" he shouted. Fresh on his PC was the latest wages and Atletico Madrids budget had bloated to the second highest in the EFL.
He checked his black book on the letter M.........the last entry was made giving Clark a moral victory claiming he could not see Atletico on his mobile phone league table. He began to scrawl his next plan of attack.........and then picked up his phone to dial into discord.
Ed would today tease the Atletico manager that he is once again failing. How can a team with the second highest wages in EFL be languishing in 9th place when the Premier leagues top 3 wages are 1-2-3 in the league table?............Clark cackled has be began to type...................
Marsh looked up from his cucumber sandwich "Errrrr but Ed i am still in the EFL cup........and the champions league.......theres still a long way to go..................."
Ed laughed out loud. His work was done here. PSG sit 2 points above the rest of EFL. On his wall Ed has a chalk board with 15 lines in perfect symmetry. He crossed out two musing "Wait and see what I will do when i cross these 13 other lines out............"